The new face of Wonderbra

You know the phrase "It's our great pleasure to introduce to you..."? Well trust us when we say it's our our great pleasure to introduce to you the new face of Wonderbra, one miss Adriana Cernanova.

Following in the footsteps of the like of Eva Herzigova, Adriana Karembeu and Dita Von Teese, the Bratislava-born supermodel was chosen -- surprise, surprise -- for her good looks, in particular her height, her hair and her sparkly blue eyes. Well, that's what we're told, anyway.

Her thoughts on her new modelling gig? "It is important to always have nice underwear and Wonderbra is special in that way because it makes you feel even sexier." Well, sure. Sounds very sensible to us.

Anyway, check out  a video of her wearing some sexy underwear. Namely... Wonderbra's. As you might have guessed.

Suicidal man saved after police give him a wedgie

The wedgie has for a long time been the prank of choice for schoolyard bullies - but it was recently use das a life saving technique by the LAPD. Wait, what?

Officers had been called out to reports of a distraught man who was planning to kill himself by jumping off the 13th floor of an apartment building.

And when they got there, the man - who was upset about splitting up with his girlfriend - was still standing on the ledge and threatening to throw himself onto the ground below.

After talking to him for a couple of minutes, officers made their move and swiftly grabbed the would-be jumper, who ended up dangling over the side of the building, as this video shows.

When he then proceeded to bite the cops, their grip slipped and one officer ended up clinging onto his underwear to prevent him from falling... and right there the life-saving wedgie was born.

The cops eventually managed to handcuff the man to a railing, meaning that even if he did get free, the worst that would happen was that he'd end up with one arm longer than the other.

Firefighters soon arrived at the scene and cut the railings to remove the man who was taken to hospital... probably to have his underwear surgically removed. Something tells us this display isn't going to help the dude win his girlfriend back...

Models in Lingerie Bouncing on Balls ... to Sell Car Insurance

Advertisers aren't stupid. OK, some of them are, but most of them know what helps things get sold: pretty girls. Preferably pretty girls wearing not that much, as seen in this recent viral hit from Romania, featuring models on bouncy balls selling (obviously) Asirom Mandatory car insurance.

You can imagine the ad execs at their round-table meeting now ...

It's total nonsense, utterly ludicrous, and has ladies in their underwear. Could you ask for more? As for the sexy words on the sexy advertisement, we bet you're wondering what they mean, eh?

"In case of an accident: get out of the car / and inspect the damage / ask the guilty driver for an RCA insurance policy / fill in the friendly ascertainment form / if you can't reach an agreement, a police officer can settle your dispute / always buy RCA insurance."

Hmm. Disappointing. Still, you can check out the video below, so it's all good.