Masturbation Lesson

Uncle Andy offers some tips.

The Laziest Jedi In The Galaxy

Watching the Star Wars trilogy - no of course Episodes I-III don't count - you don't really get the chance to think about the daily practicalities of being a Jedi.

How does laundry work? Do Jedis brush up dust on the floor with their minds? Do you toast your bread by slicing through a fresh loaf with your light saber?

YouTubers Warialasky seek to answer a couple of those queries with this lovely little video about the world's laziest Jedi. Waking up with what appears to be a hangover the size of a black hole, he stumbles about his apartment, Forcing things into walls, falling over a lot and generally being an idiot. An idiot who possesses midi-chlorians.

Ketchup Robot Fail

Humanity has accomplished plenty to be proud of: we landed on the moon, created the internal combustion engine and invented the cell phone. However, perfecting a condiment-dispensing robot has always been but a dream - our white whale, as it were.

Now, you might ask, "Do we really need a robot to shoot ketchup onto our hot dogs?" The answer is yes. Yes, we do. After watching this video of a ketchup-dispensing robot missing the mark we think you'll come around to the notion.

A Woman's Perspective on One-Night Stands

Asylum editor and token girl Emily McCombs gives men a woman's perspective on one night stands.