Chocolate Condoms Make Indescretions Much Harder to Conceal

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Everybody enjoys chocolate in one form or another. It's sweet, creamy, melts in your mouth -- despite M&M's claims -- in your hand. In fact, its tendency to melt is one of the big reasons why so many people incorporate chocolate into their sexcapades.

Durex's advertisement for its chocolate-flavored condom shows how delicious oral sex can be.

However, it is not without its pitfalls. Aside from making your lover look like a toothless British person, it also makes any indiscretions you may be guilty of insanely easy to point out: Your partner can simply follow the trail of chocolate-covered teeth.

Sensodyne Can Possibly Keep Your Balls From Turning Blue

Sensitive teeth can be a huge problem, especially in the middle of a date.

Take this scenario for instance: You're rubbing down your special lady friend with an ice cube. You finally get to her lips. Everything about this situation says that you're getting lucky tonight. That is, until you ruin the moment by touching her sensitive teeth with the ice cube.

Just ask the guy from the Sensodyne commercial. It's not the most pleasant situation ...


Manly diet soda

Manly men have muscles. They like hanging around in the jungle, shooting things with large laser guns and downing cans of...low-calorie soda.

Or at least they do in the latest ad from Dr. Pepper for its new diet drink aimed at men and men only.

Models in Lingerie Bouncing on Balls ... to Sell Car Insurance

Advertisers aren't stupid. OK, some of them are, but most of them know what helps things get sold: pretty girls. Preferably pretty girls wearing not that much, as seen in this recent viral hit from Romania, featuring models on bouncy balls selling (obviously) Asirom Mandatory car insurance.

You can imagine the ad execs at their round-table meeting now ...

It's total nonsense, utterly ludicrous, and has ladies in their underwear. Could you ask for more? As for the sexy words on the sexy advertisement, we bet you're wondering what they mean, eh?

"In case of an accident: get out of the car / and inspect the damage / ask the guilty driver for an RCA insurance policy / fill in the friendly ascertainment form / if you can't reach an agreement, a police officer can settle your dispute / always buy RCA insurance."

Hmm. Disappointing. Still, you can check out the video below, so it's all good.