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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.0.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:10:01 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/"><rss:title>MasMacho.com - For Men Who Are Bold and Women Who Are Told!</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/</rss:link><rss:description>Mas Macho is a worldwide macho man member organization for "Men who are bold and women who are told." Mas Macho represents the real man, the macho man, the kind of man who knows how to take care of a woman and how to put her in her proper place.</rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2008-07-24T00:10:01Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.0.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/2007/11/3/new-sexual-kama-sutra.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/2007/10/8/simply-put-patrice-oneal-is-mas-macho.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/2007/9/27/macho-ad-watch-continues-take-my-number.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/2007/7/21/work-it-girls.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/2007/7/17/pederson-gets-a-look-inside-hillarys-head.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/2007/7/5/now-thats-ad-copy.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/2007/6/27/pederson-campaign-invades-clinton-sopranos-video.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/2007/4/30/we-want-our-uce-we-want-our-mavtv.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/2007/6/10/mas-macho-endorses-dan-pederson.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/2007/5/15/patrice-oneal-is-a-macho-comic.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/2007/11/3/new-sexual-kama-sutra.html"><rss:title>New Sexual Kama Sutra</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/2007/11/3/new-sexual-kama-sutra.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Paulito Cebolla</dc:creator><dc:date>2007-11-03T13:06:18Z</dc:date><dc:subject>news</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For today's sexually active comes a new Kama Sutra supplement courtesy of Patrice Oneal.<br />
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]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/2007/10/8/simply-put-patrice-oneal-is-mas-macho.html"><rss:title>Simply Put - Patrice Oneal is Mas Macho</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/2007/10/8/simply-put-patrice-oneal-is-mas-macho.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Paulito Cebolla</dc:creator><dc:date>2007-10-08T15:07:00Z</dc:date><dc:subject>opinion</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How incredibly funny is this? Patrice Oneal as Gary Coleman! And if you think this is afunny you really have to go see Patrice's online show at <a href="http://www.patriceoneal.com" target="_blank">www.patriceoneal.com</a>.</p>
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]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/2007/7/17/pederson-gets-a-look-inside-hillarys-head.html"><rss:title>Pederson gets "A Look Inside Hillary's Head"</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/2007/7/17/pederson-gets-a-look-inside-hillarys-head.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Mas Macho Man</dc:creator><dc:date>2007-07-17T20:20:30Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<script type="text/javascript" src="http://publish.vidavee.com/squarespace/trh/embedAsset.js?width=500&height=281&fr=25&ml=388.28&autoplay=off&dockey=15FF6907689D0E114401A04A49DDACC6"></script><!-- RSS-ITUNES-AUTHOR: For Your Imagination -->

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<p>Dan Pederson decides to check out Hillary Clinton's webcast the only way a real American should: with a comfy chair, a fine cigar, and an affordable blowjob.</p>

<p>For more Pederson campaign videos go to <a href="http://www.pederson2008.com">www.pederson2008.com</a> and get out there and vote!</p>

<p class="warning">ADVISORY: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES OVER THE AGE OF 18.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/2007/7/5/now-thats-ad-copy.html"><rss:title>Now THAT'S Ad Copy</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/2007/7/5/now-thats-ad-copy.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Mas Macho Man</dc:creator><dc:date>2007-07-05T12:33:42Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span class="full-image-float-left"><a href="http://adsoftheworld.com/blog/ivan/2007/jun/22/fhm_posters" target="_blank"><img style="width: 287px; height: 206px" alt="fhmposter.jpg" src="http://www.masmacho.com/storage/images/fhmposter.jpg" /></a></span>We at Mas Macho are familiar with the macho, modern art of advertising and must take a moment to applaud our brothers at Ogilvy &amp; Mather, Singapore for their FHM campaign featuring words made of women. Check them out <a href="http://adsoftheworld.com/blog/ivan/2007/jun/22/fhm_posters" target="_blank">here</a>.<br />]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/2007/6/27/pederson-campaign-invades-clinton-sopranos-video.html"><rss:title>Pederson Campaign Invades Clinton Sopranos Video</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/2007/6/27/pederson-campaign-invades-clinton-sopranos-video.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Paulito Cebolla</dc:creator><dc:date>2007-06-27T01:56:21Z</dc:date><dc:subject>news</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This fantastic presidential campaign video speaks for itself, is that Pantera I hear? A very macho band for a very macho candidate. Vote for Dan Pederson! Got your ballz wet at <a href="http://www.pederson2008.com/">www.pederson2008.com</a>.</p>

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