I gotta lot of bitches to plow, so you can fucka me later but you should fucka me now. This is the theme song of many macho men.

What happens when you take a bunch of drunk people, give them more booze, a video camera and some old shoes? You get a really funny show called The Shitty Shoe Show! We especially like the opening to this one, get me a beer woman! Check it out.....

If you are a man, and especially a macho man, you must receive the daily Thrillist email - a free daily email that has the most important things that a man needs to know. As they put it, the email..."might be about a restaurant that serves poisonous (yet edible) fish, a rock bar that lists a "Double Shot of Jack" on its cocktail menu, or even a pocketknife that doubles as a money-clip." 

And there is no pansy-wansy dailycandy like-bullshit going on here. this is the real deal for men. And in case you are a cheap bastard...the email is free. Join up!

A new generation is determined to bring burlesque back and Mas Macho is lending it support.  Today's new Burlesque has taken many forms and the form we like the best is a group called The Peach Tartes. These six outstanding ladies have all the ingredients - lush striptease, expressive costumes, bawdy humor, cabaret and more. Our favorite is Sgt. Savage (pictured) with Veruca Honeyscotch a close second!

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We will forgive Chef Peter Harman from being from Iowa but we will give him credit for being the world's leading expert on the preparation of Macho food - straight forward REAL food that can satisfy the appetite of the hungriest macho man and the fattest woman. The Food Guru, as the chef is known as, presents his best cooking tips, recipes and ideas in The Food Guru's Video Podcast.

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No joke...the women in the Pillow Fight League are tough. Featuring strong female combatants, the PFL is engaged in the unprecedented whip-action attack of pillow fighting. Not just for the slumber-party sleepover anymore, these chicks are serious brawlers - armed with beauty, brains and a nasty disposition. Now if they only looked like strippers...

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La Familia Sextext, lead by the legendary Willie Martinez is the real deal. This Latin jazz group plays music that comes from the very heart of the soul of machismo. There is no wimpy shit going on here folks, only the finest and most robust manly performances ever heard. The sextet consists of saxophone, trombone, keyboards, keys, congas and of course the sublime percussion capabilities of the moustached and suave Willie Martinez. All macho men must listen to this!

Machismo is not just limited to fine brawny latinos and meditteraneans with hairy chests, the Germans have their macho ways as well. Evidenced by "Der Macho Talk" , a German self-help podcast full of scientific speculations and psychological potpourri for macho men and their women. We listen to it, Michael Ballack listens to it, so should you!

 

Flex your macho organ - your brain! Show a woman you know your POWER RULE from your CONSTANT MULTIPLE RULE with this informative and entertaining DVD - Bikini Calculus. The How-To-Do Girls put learning and sexy-time together to make you a better man.

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Ah yeah!  There is a macho party going on right here at masmacho.com, a celebration to last throughout the year. So bring your manliness and your ladies too, we're going to celebrate this party with you! Starting with a very manly drink of Absolut Peppar, Cragganmore Scotch Whisky and a green olive.

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As the holiday season approaches, you may be looking for a gift for a macho man. While there are many obvious choices such as power tools, cars and porno, we here at Mas Macho thought we would suggest something different. Check out this As the holiday season is approaching, you may be looking for a gift for macho man. While there are many obvious choices such as power tools, cars and porno, we here at Mas Macho thought we would suggest something different. Check out this remote controlled (R/C) tank that shoots 6mm rounds up to 25 meters! This is a most macho gift!

When a group of feminists get together, the world should tremble in fear at the nonsense that they will conjure up against the macho man. The Feminist Majority Foundation (FMF)  is one of the largest perpetrators of anti-macho crimes. Macho men unite and overcome their prejudices!

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Were you born macho? Have you been macho from the first day you were born? Then let me people know with the exclusive "HECHO MACHO" shirts available by Mas Macho on CafePress.com. Be the first macho man to wear this powerful message of machismo!

Que? What are you talking about, you ask? I will tell you. There is a band called "Mas Macho" based in the effeminate city of San Diego. After listening to a few of their songs, the Mas Macho board members have decided that the band "Mas Macho" is simply not very macho. According to Perod Lope of the real Mas Macho, "We think their music is crap but I would gladly allow their female singer Brittney to pleasure me!"  

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Making documentaries is a macho art that should only be attempted by the most confident of manly filmmakers.  For the rest of you that want to learn what the men know, you must read "The Documentary Film Makers Handbook: A Guerilla Guide." This fantastic new book will help you become a famous documentarian or at least a macho one.

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For many readers of Mas Macho, being macho is an ambition and aspiration. While it is inspiring to read stories about macho men in action, it is important to make sure everyone learns how to build up and maintain their machismo. That's where a little known film, DANGEROUS MEN, comes into play. It's like nothing you've ever seen.

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In their attempts to court a more manly clientele, some spas are attempting to pump up the testosterone and attract macho men. Do not be fooled by these false idols.  Males spas like the men's-only John Allan's clubs in New York  will make you a sissy!

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When you want to take a picture, we mean a really large macho picture of a really hot woman, you have to use this camera. The Seitz captures 160 million pixels, 300 MB raw data in one second. Can your little feminine pocket camera do that? We don't think so!

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To coincide with the end of summer, Mas Macho has tested a tasty selection of the top flasks to ensure you hold your Tequila in a macho way. The flask in a book, the 'good book' none-the-less, stole that show as the most macho of all flasks.

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Creole is the food of the city of New Orleans and its root are found in the chest hair of sweaty Louisiana men. It traditionally uses the butter available to the wealthy Creoles, more expensive ingredients and the flavors of Tony Chachere's seasoning. Go ahead and spread some Chachere in your chest hair and catch the flavorful sweat in your next dish!

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