How incredibly funny is this? Patrice Oneal as Gary Coleman! And if you think this is afunny you really have to go see Patrice's online show at www.patriceoneal.com.

A comic needs to be fearless and confident and it never hurts if they are macho as well. Patrice Oneal is all three and shows it in this incredibly video trailer for his upcoming video podcast! We can't wait for its launch!

No matter when, where or how, bouncing boobs are simply great to watch.

WHY DO PEOPLE ENTER MY RESTAURANT WITH STARBUCKS COFFEE AND EXPECT ME NOT TO SAY SOMETHING TO THEM??!?!

What? I dont pay rent!!! Do they think I woke up this morning and said yyyyyeeeeeesssssss let ME make room for these starbucks drinking assholes to sit at MY tables, order food and have ME loose out on making $$$$$ from one of the most profitable items known to man. The coffee here at MY restaurants is fantastic, 3 restaurants later I think someone would have said something to ME if it wasn't!

And have you ever noticed how stupid these people look walking and holding their starbucks in front of them like it is their seeing eye dog or a few singles for the stripper? I say knock it out of their hand and send those ugly bitches back to the ugly land they came from!

I, El Vengador de Los Machos, say what could be more Macho than a bunch of swarthy, sweaty and juiced-up athletes making millions of dollars for hitting a ball with a wooden stick? Even better, they travel from city to city, making someone, clearly less Macho,  carry their bags. In case you were wondering, the list of the most Macho players, in no particular order, is Roger Clemens - 40+ and still brings the heat, muy macho!, Derek Jeter - conquests both on and off the field, Sammy Sosa - a steroid scandal, terrible stats in 2005 and will still make a comeback this year, and Manny Ramirez  - does whatever he wants whenever he wants and makes 17 million dollars a year. This list will constantly change as the season progresses since someone will either cry like a bitch and be exiled from the world of Macho or they will make the most Macho of plays, ensuring their spot in the Mas Macho Hall of Fame.

For now, stand up straight and take no crap.  Viva Los Machos!

Next, I, El Vengador de Los Machos, would like to address the banking industry. It is not at all Macho that banks charge at least $2 to use another bank's ATM. If I want to take out money to spend on expensive liquor, Cuban cigars and loose women, why should I have to pay an extra fee? In truth, each and every bank should waive this fee, no wait, they should give me an extra wad of cash so that I, and my Macho brothers, may continue to spread the Macho gospel across this land.

So the next time you go to your bank, walk right up to the not-Macho teller and tell them you want some extra money. Be confident and strong and tell them you mean business. Tell them El Vengador sent you.

Until next time, stand up straight and take no crap.  Viva Los Machos!

I, El Vengador de Los Machos, would like to speak with you about the NCAA and the March Madness. The senior executives here as Masmacho.com are currently in negotiations with CBS and the NCAA to amend the name of the NCAA's Men's Basketball tournament from "March Madness" to "Macho Madness." In addition to the name change, there are some other exciting developments being discussed including a full half-time show featuring a full complement of "Scores" strippers, limiting the brackets to only include schools with Macho mascots and more beer and alcohol commercials during the broadcasts. Check back for further developments.

Until next time, stand up straight and take no crap.  Viva Los Machos!

Updated on Sunday, February 4, 2007 at 09:18PM by Paulito Cebolla

Prince performing at Super Bowl XLI halftime show.The Super Bowl halftime show is generally over-rated and uneventful, well except maybe for the wardrobe malfunction, but Super Bowl XLI was an exception. Prince came out in full splendor in the rain and lit it up. The lightning was incredible at the beginning. Neither the rain nor the wind could keep Prince from exploding into one of the greatest halftime performances ever!

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Awww did the sissy and effeminate men and "park the car in harvad yad" women get all scared in Boston? Did a little lite brite of a Mooninite look ominous and scary? New York is the Big Apple, Pennsylvania is for lovers and Boston is for sissys!

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Don Antonio Cebolla shows off his macho powerball blasts in this video with Ricky Del Man. Cool stuff!

Everyone has always known that Sean Connery is a macho guy, but now we can confirm that he is not afraid to speak the truth about women and putting them in their place!

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Remember this name...Los Hermanos Jorges. It is the name of the future macho band that will simply rock your world. This group of young and very talented musicians have already learned how to cover such macho bands as Iron Maiden and the brazilian super band, Sepultura. Check out their version of Iron Maiden's "Hallowed Be Thy Name".  Me gusta mucho! I like it very much!

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The "Macho Man" Randy Savage, best known for his performances in the World Wrestling Federation, World Championship Wrestling and Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, is attempting to make a comeback in the wrestling world. But let us make this clear, the Macho Man is an un-macho as can be!

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So it has been decided. On Sunday, July 9th, the title of best soccer county in the world in 2006 will be decided in Berlin, Germany between Italy and France. A game between a most macho team of men versus limp wristed frogs.

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My albiceleste are a wonderful team no?!?! I think they can win it all. When you see Maxi Rodroguez kick that goal - THE FOOT OF GOD!!! - I call it. Then you know Argentina can win.

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