For today's sexually active comes a new Kama Sutra supplement courtesy of Patrice Oneal.

This fantastic presidential campaign video speaks for itself, is that Pantera I hear? A very macho band for a very macho candidate. Vote for Dan Pederson! Got your ballz wet at www.pederson2008.com.

The most macho of all candidates has entered the race to become the next President, Dan Pederson. Make sure you check out his website,  www.pederson2008.com,  frequently for updates about his campaign and remember to "Get Your Ballz Wet" with Dan Pederson!

Salma Hayek has opened the door for controversy regarding her current pregnancy and the identity of the real father of the unborn child. In a recent interview with woman's crap magazine Marie Claire, the very sexy Mexican actress gave her views about the Bible in relation to its view towards women and thereby began the mystery.

"I don't like the way the Bible views women," said Hayek. "This thing about the Virgin Mary conceiving a child without having sex. You can conceive a child by having sex, it is just hard to know for sure who the father is."

When asked if recent husband, François-Henri Pinault, is the father of the child. Hayek answered, "He will make a wonderful and generous father." This opened the door to further speculation regarding the genetic father of her child.

Pinault, 44, is the CEO of luxury goods firm PPR, which owns Gucci and Yves Saint Laurent, as well as a French department store and national music chain. His father, François, is an avid art collector owning more than 2,500 valuable pieces, including Picassos, Miros and work by contemporary artitsts including Damien Hirst. Familiar on both European and American fashion and art circuits, the family fortune is estimated in excess of $7 billion.  Rumor has it that he shoots blanks after a freak motorcycle accident in 2005.

Hayek had been seen earlier in the year with former lover and Mas Macho co-founder, Don Antonio Cebolla. Don Antonio has recently been quoted saying that he will happily comply with any DNA tests to ascertain the true identity of the father.

Mas Macho is for men who are bold and our mission is to destry the feminist doctrine that has been putting men's natural instincts down. Men should be men and should macho men at that.

What we've done is compile a quick list of tips that will help turn even the most effeminate fool into a macho man. Follow these simple tips...

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So it ain't so Rock? Human growth hormone? Aren't you supposed use the celebrated cinematic tool of the training montage to bulk up? Rocky "Sylvester Stallone" Balboa and his entourage were detained at the airport following a "misunderstanding" which saw various "contraband substances" found in their luggage.

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Ever since you were a little macho man, you have been getting boners. Most of the time they are obvious ones such as the time a stripper was shaking her junk in front of you or that kiss from your first girlfriend. Those are low hanging fruit, no pun intended. But what does it mean when you get a boner while...We refer to the The Alphabet of Manliness for guidance. Read on macho seeker of knowledge.

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Anna Nicole Smith - the  jeans model, Playboy centerfold, fat chick, skinny chick, drug addict, widow of a really rich old guy,  reality-show star, air head, bad mother, alcoholic, stripper, TrimSpa spokeswoman and escort  - died Thursday after collapsing at a hotel. She was 39. Macho men across the world are mourning her death. Here is the signed picture she sent Mas Macho.  --> We will miss your sexy drama.

Updated on Sunday, February 4, 2007 at 09:18PM by Paulito Cebolla

Prince performing at Super Bowl XLI halftime show.The Super Bowl halftime show is generally over-rated and uneventful, well except maybe for the wardrobe malfunction, but Super Bowl XLI was an exception. Prince came out in full splendor in the rain and lit it up. The lightning was incredible at the beginning. Neither the rain nor the wind could keep Prince from exploding into one of the greatest halftime performances ever!

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If you are a man, and especially a macho man, you must receive the daily Thrillist email - a free daily email that has the most important things that a man needs to know. As they put it, the email..."might be about a restaurant that serves poisonous (yet edible) fish, a rock bar that lists a "Double Shot of Jack" on its cocktail menu, or even a pocketknife that doubles as a money-clip." 

And there is no pansy-wansy dailycandy like-bullshit going on here. this is the real deal for men. And in case you are a cheap bastard...the email is free. Join up!

What is more macho than shredding a guitar solo with your fingers flying up and down the neck of a flying V guitar? A few things might be, but not for the purposes of this article! Guitars solos are macho and now you can watch the videos of the 20 greatest guitar solors on CityRag. Thanks guys but where are the Yngwie Malmsteen videos?

A new generation is determined to bring burlesque back and Mas Macho is lending it support.  Today's new Burlesque has taken many forms and the form we like the best is a group called The Peach Tartes. These six outstanding ladies have all the ingredients - lush striptease, expressive costumes, bawdy humor, cabaret and more. Our favorite is Sgt. Savage (pictured) with Veruca Honeyscotch a close second!

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Updated on Monday, January 22, 2007 at 04:31PM by Paulito Cebolla

Oh how we love to think about bikinis and the women who wear them on cold winter days. Whether a tankini, monokini (just the bottom), string, thong or tonga they all look great when worn by a women with nice curves and large breasts. Now to the point of this article, there are over 47,000 photos in Flickr tagged as bikini! But how does this stack against the other photosharing websites?

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Salma Hayek won a 2006 Golden Globe from the Hollywood Foreign Press and we at Mas Macho agree that she has wonderfully golden globes!

Actually it may have been the Golden Globe for Best TV Series Comedy for her show "Ugly Betty" but we would like to think that she was honored for her real talents! We love those foreign journalists, not afraid to compliment a woman. Salma, te quiero mami! Give us a call and forget about Don Antonio, he's no good for you.

David Bechkam, former Captain of the England soccer team, confirmed that he will join the LA Galaxy on a five-year deal worth more than $250 million in salary and commercial endorsements and is "thought to be the biggest in sporting history" at the end of his Real Madrid contract this summer. This gutsy and manly move achieved David Beckham the honor of the January 2007 Mas Macho Man of the Month!

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These stories of Horrible Holiday Handouts are not only terrible but constant reminders that we live in a world where the macho man is hunted and all attempts are made to feminize him. Here is the latest one from Ronny Brasco who lives in Long Island, New York.

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Every holiday season macho men are made to suffer from humiliating and feminizing gifts from their liberated women, Horrible Holiday Handouts!  Bob (sic) received just such a gift for christmas, the dreaded elliptical machine of emasculation.

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Mas Macho is announcing the launch of a new series of articles reviewing the horrible holidays gifts received by macho men arould the world.  From the feminizing to the humiliating, we will cover all the handouts from feminist women try to make their macho men submit. Let us know if you have a horrible holiday handout story.

Ricky del Man, macho man extraordinaire, macho dancer fantastic and advisor to the stars, responds to your questions with his innermost thoughts. Click here to read Ricky's latest!

Our most macho friend Justin, at the Onion, sent us this holiday card. Happy Holidays to all the macho men and their obedient women around the world! Be strong, be proud, be macho!