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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.0.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:08:57 GMT--><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><title>MasMacho.com - For Men Who Are Bold and Women Who Are Told!</title><subtitle>The home of macho!</subtitle><id>http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/</id><link rel="alternate" type="application/xhtml+xml" href="http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/"/><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/atom.xml"/><updated>2007-11-03T13:07:25Z</updated><generator uri="http://www.squarespace.com/" version="Squarespace Site Server v5.0.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/)">Squarespace</generator><entry><title>New Sexual Kama Sutra</title><category>news</category><id>http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/2007/11/3/new-sexual-kama-sutra.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/2007/11/3/new-sexual-kama-sutra.html"/><author><name>Paulito Cebolla</name></author><published>2007-11-03T13:06:18Z</published><updated>2007-11-03T13:06:18Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>For today's sexually active comes a new Kama Sutra supplement courtesy of Patrice Oneal.<br />
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]]></content></entry><entry><title>Simply Put - Patrice Oneal is Mas Macho</title><category>opinion</category><id>http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/2007/10/8/simply-put-patrice-oneal-is-mas-macho.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/2007/10/8/simply-put-patrice-oneal-is-mas-macho.html"/><author><name>Paulito Cebolla</name></author><published>2007-10-08T15:07:00Z</published><updated>2007-10-08T15:07:00Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>How incredibly funny is this? Patrice Oneal as Gary Coleman! And if you think this is afunny you really have to go see Patrice's online show at <a href="http://www.patriceoneal.com" target="_blank">www.patriceoneal.com</a>.</p>
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]]></content></entry><entry><title>Pederson gets "A Look Inside Hillary's Head"</title><id>http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/2007/7/17/pederson-gets-a-look-inside-hillarys-head.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.masmacho.com/the-home-of-macho/2007/7/17/pederson-gets-a-look-inside-hillarys-head.html"/><author><name>Mas Macho Man</name></author><published>2007-07-17T20:20:30Z</published><updated>2007-07-17T20:20:30Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<script type="text/javascript" src="http://publish.vidavee.com/squarespace/trh/embedAsset.js?width=500&height=281&fr=25&ml=388.28&autoplay=off&dockey=15FF6907689D0E114401A04A49DDACC6"></script><!-- RSS-ITUNES-AUTHOR: For Your Imagination -->

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<p>Dan Pederson decides to check out Hillary Clinton's webcast the only way a real American should: with a comfy chair, a fine cigar, and an affordable blowjob.</p>

<p>For more Pederson campaign videos go to <a href="http://www.pederson2008.com">www.pederson2008.com</a> and get out there and vote!</p>

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