Anna Nicole Smith - the  jeans model, Playboy centerfold, fat chick, skinny chick, drug addict, widow of a really rich old guy,  reality-show star, air head, bad mother, alcoholic, stripper, TrimSpa spokeswoman and escort  - died Thursday after collapsing at a hotel. She was 39. Macho men across the world are mourning her death. Here is the signed picture she sent Mas Macho.  --> We will miss your sexy drama.