So it ain't so Rock? Human growth hormone? Aren't you supposed use the celebrated cinematic tool of the training montage to bulk up? Rocky "Sylvester Stallone" Balboa delayed the start of his own premiere last week in Australia after he and his entourage were detained at the airport following a "misunderstanding" which saw various "contraband substances" found in their luggage.

To make matter's worse, at Sydney's Park Hyatt hotel unspecified paraphernalia - related to the administration of human growth hormone - were hastily thrown from a high-rise suite. The hotel room's tenant? The one and only Rocky.

Come on old timer, it ain't that bad is it? Your 60. your skin is flabby, your wrinkles deep and you need Viagra. I guess it is that bad after all. Eat more of your Instone Sylvester Stallone's High Protein Pudding especially the  Banana Cream flavor.