
Prolific and volatile are two words that describe Lopedog's writings. Masmacho.com will be publishing an assortment of Lopedog's published and unpublished work. We hope you enjoy them.
Mark Knopfler, El Macho, Sailing to Philadelphia
Your date has gone home
Now you're left on your own sweet own
Your tough-talkin' friend
Split on you in the bitter end
And you look like a fine thing Jerry
Yeh you look like a fine thing Jerry
They say you're a star
That's what the boys all say you are
I don't see much TV
So you don't mean shit to me
But you look like a fine thing Jerry
Yeh you look like a fine thing Jerry
They got a name for people like you
Yeh they do
And they got a name for people like me too El Macho, El Macho
Now they want you to sing
Don't get shy or anything
The boys are all here
Gonna buy you another beer
'Cos you look like a fine thing Jerry
Yeh you look like a fine thing Jerry
El Macho, El Macho
Working a bit while listening to the radio. This came on. Hmm.
Puto Nacho
Anyways....
A macho is born not made.
For religion cannot your macho stop even when your penis it threatens to chop.
Puto Nacho.
Puto Nacho.
Macho is strong from birth till death.
This I believe with all my heart even as you lust for that nunly tart.
Puto Nacho.
Puto Nacho.
I am not so simply to fool.
And neither should you for as I write this he is probably making a wet poo.
Take it easy.
Untitled Work
The wonderful love of a beautiful maid-
The love of a staunch, true man-
The love of a baby unafraid-
Have existed since life began.But the greatest love-
the love of loves-
Even greater than that of a mother-
Is the passionate, tender, and infinite love,
Of one drunken bum for another.
A selection of text from Lopedog's critically acclaimed novel entitled "Viva mi corazon and my fist." (published by Random House, 1989)
Who Does God's Work Will Get God's Pay
Who does God's work will get God's pay
However long may seem the day,
However weary be the way.
Though powers may thunder "Nay!"
No human hand God's hand may stay,
Who does God's work will get His pay.
God hurries not, nor makes delay,
Who works for Him will get His pay,
Some certain hour, some certain day.
He does not pay as others pay
In gold or land or minimum wage,
In goods that perish and decay.
But God's high wisdom knows a way,
And this is sure, let come what may,
Who does God's work will get God's pay.
But when do I get a raise?
A selection of text from Lopedog's critically acclaimed novel entitled "Viva mi corazon and my fist." (published by Random House, 1989)



